As we head into the festive season the likelihood of having a drink and telling a yarn increases (arguably, especially for those in the fishing community…). Accordingly, we think it important to bring you the following public service announcement.
In a number of carefully controlled trials scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of E.coli bacteria. As we all know, this is the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we all consume at least one kilo of crap each year.
However, it is important to note that we do not run that same risk when drinking single malt scotch, wine or liquor because alcohol goes through a purification process of boiling, filtering &/or fermenting. Accordingly, as a public service we would like to remind everyone of the following:
Water = Crap / Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and look stupid than to drink water and be full of crap…
[We wish we could take credit for this valuable public service announcement but alas we cannot... if you know who wrote it please let us know !]
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